Maryland Sorority Boss Stoops To Conquer Publishing

Authors:

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever typewriter you’re sitting in front of, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of y’all, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time talk shows and general online interactions with key influencers. I’ve been getting texts on texts about authors LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee Jess, I’ve been having so much fun with my editors this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you at Bluestockings Bookstore to do it myself.